What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 02:39

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Ah so!”
What is an appropriate response to someone saying "merci" in French?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Octopussy
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
What are the psychological reasons behind an extreme obsession with another human being?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-J W Pepper
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why do men cheat on their wives with someone extremely unattractive?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.